I once caught a hare
by its hair—
or by its fur,
which is rather rare.
Since they’re so quick
to play a trick,
they’ll be in and out
of your hair…
…in just a tick!
Oh, but try not to stare,
or one may not
play so fair.
The hare does not care
if anyone gets hurt—
so always be
on the alert…
…and make sure
to ALWAYS wear
a yellow shirt.
Why, do you ask...?
Who knows?
…Who cares?