Gnomes, they’re everywhere!
Over here and over there.
Always on the run—
never any real fun.
Causing hell on earth
each time one gives birth.
Laying eggs—do gnomes do that?
I’m not sure, but I just love their hats!
So many different kinds.
Could it be a sign?
Gnomes... there are too many—
too many of them, indeed!
But can you not see?
They do no such harm,
so no need to be alarmed.
Friendly creatures,
they truly are!
